Muzak Collection by The Paranormal Federation
HI AND WELCOME TO THIS LITTLE MUZAK SELECTOR CODED BY ME, ZELDIN! ALL THE TUNES ARE COMPOSED BY YODA USING FUTURE COMPOSER. AND THAT'S WHY I'M GONNA LET HIM WRITE NOW. HELLO, HELLO, TERRIBLY MUCH HELLO AND VERY, VERY, WELCOME! THIS IS YODA AS ZELDIN ALREADY TOLD YA'. FINALLY I'VE MANAGED TO COMPOSE SO MANY TUNES THAT I CAN RELEASE A COLLECTION, BUT ALL THESE TUNES AREN'T THAT GOOD. IF YOU LIKE ANY OF THESE TUNES GO AHEAD AND USE IT, BUT DON'T FORGET TO MENTION MY NAME!!!!(YODA, IF YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN!) IF YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT HOW TO SELECT TUNES YET YOU CAN'T BE A VERY SMART GUY. ANYWAY I LET ZELDIN TELL YA' HOW TO DO IT!! WELL, LISTEN UP ALL LAMEHEADS WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND A SHIT! READ VERY CAREFULLY, 'CAUSE I WILL WRITE THIS ONLY ONCE... USE A JOYSTICK IN PORT 2, AND PULL UP AND DOWN TO SELECT A TUNE. THEN, PRESS FIRE TO START IT (THE TUNE OF COURSE!!!). WHEN YOU WISH TO HEAR ANOTHER TUNE, PRESS FIRE AGAIN AND YOU'LL GET THE MENU BACK. OK, NOW EVERYBODY SHOULD UNDERSTAND. NOW SOME CREDITS. CODE AND MOOZAK ARE ALREADY CREDITED FOR, SO I'LL GO ON WITH THE CREDITS FOR THE GRAFFIX. THE LOGO (IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET, YOU MUST BE SITTING IN SILENCE...) IS BY JONAS OF PRETZEL LOGIC. THIS FONT WAS DUN BY ME (ZELDIN). THE FONT USED FOR THE SONG-NAMES WAS ORIGINALLY CREATED BY CBM, BUT IT WAS HOTTED UP A BIT BY ME. THIS SCROLLTEXT IS RIGHT NOW BEING WRITTEN BY ME AND YODA, WHO IS STAYING HERE AT MY PLACE IN NORRK/PING DURING THE HOLIDAY (HE GOT HERE ON THE VERY FIRST DAY OF 1991!). IT IS NOW THE 5TH AND HE WILL BE GOING HOME TOMORROW SINCE SCHOOL STARTS ON MONDAY (YUK!). SO, WHAT HAVE YOU TO SAY ABOUT THAT, YODA? NOT MUCH BECAUSE SCHOOL ISN'T MUCH TO TALK ABOUT, BUT I CAN ALWAYS SAY: UUUUURRRRKKK!!! OK, DID YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN? YEAH, BUT I THINK WE SHOULD TELL OUR FOREGIN FANS THAT "URK" IS SWEDISH AND MEANS URK. BUT YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT BORING SUBJECTS LIKE S....L. IN FACT, LET'S NOT TALK ANY MORE AT ALL, 'CAUSE MEMORY IS OUT!!! WRAP -